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Because I damn well can. And because I'm no spring chicken anymore. Time's ticking, bones are creaking, but there's still a mess of folks out there with half a mind to learn something before I shuffle off this planet for good. Might as well leave 'em something useful.

Just a stubborn old cuss still trying to write his own story — but every time I get it halfway decent, somebody in a suit with a black marker shows up to redact the whole thing. Still, I am who I am. Work in progress. Unfinished sentence. Laughing all the way through it.