🥬 The Immortal Lettuce Dilemma

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If you could live forever…
but could only eat lettuce… would you do it?

Sure, you’d never die.
But you’d also never taste pizza again.
No chocolate. No tacos.
No hot buttery toast on a rainy day.

Just leaf after leaf, season after season,
as civilizations rise and fall around your crunchy eternity.

Living forever sounds tempting—
until you realize you’re just a sad rabbit philosopher
watching the world go by, one nibble at a time.

I’d rather savor the steak and face the unknown
than chew my way through eternity.

Live fast. Die flavorful.



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