Why We Don’t Need Wi-Fi Enabled, Alexa-Capable Kitchen Exhaust Fans
Humanity once dreamed of machines that would think for us. Instead, we invented kitchen fans that need software updates to remove smoke. — YNOT! Somewhere along the road to the future, humanity took a wrong turn at the toaster. There was a time when a kitchen exhaust fan had one job: Remove smoke. Remove heat. Remove the smell of burned bacon before your wife found out what happened to breakfast. That was it. A switch. A motor. A fan. Civilization survived. But now we live in the Age of Artificial Importance, where every appliance believes it is the center … Continue readingWhy We Don’t Need Wi-Fi Enabled, Alexa-Capable Kitchen Exhaust Fans