The People’s Waffle House
The planners had theories. Joe had waffles. — YNOT! Every few years someone comes along and says, “Socialism will work this time.” Fine. Let’s run a little experiment. Take a Waffle House and turn it into a worker-owned collective in the glorious Socialist Communist City of Dreamlandia. At first everyone is excited. There are meetings about equality. Meetings about inclusion. Meetings about meetings. Then reality arrives. Someone eats half the waffles before they ever reach a customer. Someone else helps themselves to the cash register because, after all, private property is oppression. Nobody cleans the bathrooms because cleaning … Continue readingThe People’s Waffle House